My Cow Orkers

Shawn Knight

Officemate, Libertarian, carnivore, occultist, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Brian Miles

Other officemate, Green, vegetarian, frequently found to be traipsing about Europe when he's not in the office.

Doug Blair

Boss, non-obstructive management, capsaicin consumer, diver, Australian Cattle Dog afficionado, didgeridoo player. I've certainly had worse bosses.

Tom Dopirak

Boss's boss, yet another case of non-obstructive management, vegetarian, guitar player, back-hoe owner and operator, man about town. Oh, and he was my boss the last time I worked at CMU too.