My Cow Orkers

(Yeah, I meant to spell it that way. Lame inside joke. Just ignore it.)
Shawn Knight
Officemate, Libertarian, carnivore, occultist, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Brian Miles
Other officemate, Green, vegetarian, frequently found to be traipsing about Europe when he's not in the office.
Doug Blair
Boss, non-obstructive management, capsaicin consumer, diver, Australian Cattle Dog afficionado, didgeridoo player. I've certainly had worse bosses.
Tom Dopirak
Boss's boss, yet another case of non-obstructive management, vegetarian, guitar player, back-hoe owner and operator, man about town. Oh, and he was my boss the last time I worked at CMU too.

Doug DeJulio